His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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