this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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