ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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