i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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