...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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