Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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