You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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