Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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