D3 body, D1 cock
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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