How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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