quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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