just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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