lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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