He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
