am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Randomize
