wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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