god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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