we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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