You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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