Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
a search helicopter?!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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