Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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