the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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