whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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