Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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