Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think people are normalizing furries
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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