i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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