i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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