I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
