i jhust puked up my retainher.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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