I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
