How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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