Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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