that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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