He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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