So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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