Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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