is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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