i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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