i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I looked at my own cervix.
you would pick up someone in the library
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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