That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize