are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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