You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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