i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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