That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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