Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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