I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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