I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
id be glad to
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Randomize
