At least make sure they are 18
Why
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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