I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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