Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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