Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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