When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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