I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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