shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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