Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even the bartender felt bad for me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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